Like a chicken with its head cut off

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"he has flight benefits"
I don't know why I read that as "flight with benefits" which sent my mind straight to the gutter.

Yesterday I was like a chicken running around with its head cut off - and I said so. But our original states were only one Wisconsin away from touching, so maybe it's a regional thing.

Wow. I hadn't misread that statement, but as soon as I saw Val's interpretation of it, my mind went straight to the gutter too...

Yep! I do use expressions like that also. And my parents used to live on a farm, so unfortunately, they used to tell me stories about examples of stuff like that...
&:o(

Have a good & safe trip Amy!

Everybody I know uses the beheaded poultry analogy.

lol@ "one Wisconsin away"!
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Ditto what BA said. Also "a one-armed paperhanger" I believe is a MamPants fave and a newer one I heard via the intarwebs

and a new fave

a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.

you and your airplane boyfriends. *sigh*

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Oh yes, beheaded chickens are constantly used and abused in conversation everywhere!

Also, swinging dead cats! :)

Hooray for romances in mid-air! (well, I never had one, but I'm sure it'ud be fun! Keep up the good work, Amy!
Oh, I just remembered that David Bo taught me the use of "cubic assload" of work, back in the day! ;)

I love the 'one Wisconsin away'. I'm so using that next time I can. It reminds me of another thing I heard not too long ago, but doesn't really apply here, but it was still funny to me. Someone wrote a letter to the editor of the local paper making the case for support of arts and culture because without it, "we would just be a hot Utah."

And as for your interpretation, I'm not going to correct you. ;-)

Hot Girl never sits next to me on the plane.

I always get Sweaty Guy. Or Chatty Old Lady With Kids in Many States. Or Woman Who Hasn't Flown in 22 Years.

Or Kid Flying Alone.


Never Hot Girl.

Great, now I'm looking at my comment and no, that doesn't mean 'in-flight benefits' either.

I think I had better end it there before I make things worse for myself! *slaps own hand*

Haha, I was gonna high five ya! :-)

Poor Jay. I'll have stretches where I only fly next to screaming babies. I think that's the universe leveling things out for all my other good luck.

Your time will come. You just need to fly more often!

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