QotD: On "American Idol"

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I only ever saw 15 minutes of one AI finale, and only because it was airing at a bar I loved. It was the one with the grey haired guy... dunno his name... and I upset everyone by looking up at the monitor then turning around and saying, "No one told me he was gay!" I was at a gay bar. Everyone insisted the guy is not gay. I still insist that I will be proven correct.

You really don't have cable TV either? I thought I was the only one!!

I have basic because I wanted a cable modem and it came with the package. So the rabbit ears are put away and I can spend my free evenings with not only the regular network stations, but also my choice of two - count 'em TWO - CSPANs and Tempe Channel 11.

Gotta love those rousing city council meetings!

We don't have cable either--and I thought I was the only one, too! My husband says that people think we're Amish or something because we don't have cable (read: pay $60 a month to rot our brains on 100 channels of drivel). His father has even offered to pay for it for us, thinking that we can't afford it. We both laugh. They just don't get it that we don't want it!

And I'm with you on American Idol. Who cares?

*whispers*

I don't even have a dishwasher.

I get harrassed something fierce for my lack of 'machinery' and techno gadgets.

Re: your FIL. It's amazing how many people think premium cable is a necessity, like the electric bill, as opposed to a luxury item you can choose to live without.

When the big change happens with the new digital tvs or whatever, I'll keep mine to watch movies. I won't be buying a new one.

Unless I'm married again and he wants a new TV. Which means I'll never get one of the new TVs. :-P

I never had cable, a dishwasher or a TV bigger than 13 inches from between the time I moved out of my parents' house and when I got married.
I still don't think anybody needs a TV bigger than 13 inches.
I also had no idea Constantine was an AI contestant; I'd have probably said, "What? Keanu Reeves is here? Where?"

American Idol embodies everything that is wrong with today's television programming. I want to see Simon Cowell raped in his ear by a gorilla. I hate him.

That would make a great QOTD:

"Which (in)famous person whould you like to see raped in the ear by a gorilla?"

I'd answer that one - though the list would be quite long. ;)

I have cable now because we get it for free with the place we rent. But, I refuse to watch AI (I should note that the acronym still makes me think first of that movie with Jude Law and the kid from Sixth Sense). I don't want to see people pimp themselves out for a chance at 15 minutes of fame and I don't enjoy watching people being mean to each other. Perhaps the final episodes are better because the singing is better, but the commercials for the first episodes make it seem like it's basically Simon denigrating contestant after contestant. No thanks.
ooh-oooh --- Here's my answer in advance : Bush !!

Can I get a twofer? Donald Trump and Paris Hilton.

Farm girl that I am, whenever I hear 'AI', I immediately think 'artificial insemination'.

Pleasant, no?

AI = Artificial Intelligence, for me. You are all right... I need to quit TV cold turkey. It's rotting my brain and there was precious little of it to begin with. LMAO at the gorilla ear thing. GWB for sure!

Amy--you don't have a dishwasher? I could give up TV, but not my dishwasher... that is the American Dream to me, right there. Seriously.

I got rid of my old dishwasher (that didn't work) during my kitchen remodel a few years ago. I don't dirty up too many dishes, cereal bowls mostly, so I would most likely run out of bowls before I had enough for a full-ish load.

It keeps my cooking decisions simple, too. I try to keep to one-pot meals with minimal prep equipment.

I like the principle there! But ooooh, when you have company...or host Thanksgiving... I guess I'm just a lazy ass, I couldn't do it.
See I had the "gorilla rape" paragraph first in the original edit, so the AI thing was intuitive, since I'd spelled it out beforehand. But then I changed the order of the paragraphs and forgot to switch the American Idol / AI around so it got confusing. Solly.
We do have cable but have absolutely no desire to watch American Idol or any show like that unless it involves cooking, then we get so into it there might be a fist fight if we each like different people.
I'm only beginning to consider basic cable because my new TV has a built-in HDTV converter (attached to rabbit ears) and I noticed a DRAMATIC decrease in signal quality when it rained - in fact, even a difference between clear & cloudy days - so much so that I had to switch back to the non-HD signals. If everything goes HD in 2009, I won't be able to watch TV in bad weather. Not that it would really be a bad thing.

Re: your FIL. It's amazing how many people think premium cable is a necessity, like the electric bill, as opposed to a luxury item you can choose to live without.

Yeah, I know. It's like we're deprived or something. I really seriously do not ever want to get to the point where TV is my life. No way.

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I saw about five minutes of it once when there was some woman named Fantasia on, although I believe she had some sort of creative reinterpretation of the spelling. I don't feel like I've missed anything in life over the lack of visual and auditory crap in my home. I'm pretty happy with Spongebob, thanks.
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Me: "The Holy Roman Emperor? I thought he was dead."

LOL. Best celebrity blow-off ever.

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